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Hello, welcome to my cyberspace. Make yourselves at home and remember while you're reading my posts... Yes, my life is fucking surreal. I can't even believe it myself sometimes.
I am a Superior of the Wide Earth.

Hey, it's time to write down the things that I am watching or crying about, even years after their end.
On second thought, I shouldn't because I will either forget some or the list will be too big. I like a lot of things. Videogames are my favourite kind of things though. I reblog loads about videogames, especially Mass Effect.
So, that's me. Follow at your own risk.

I am the writer of Everything is Possible and Broken Toy Soldiers. The former is my own original series and the latter is a story taking place in the Mass Effect Universe, five years after the end of ME3.

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mypantsareonfire:

Did you know that kiwis (technically) have the shortest beak of any bird in the world? Tru fax. This is because beak length is measured from the tip to the nostrils, and unlike all those other (mainstream) birds, a kiwi’s nostrils are at the tip of its beak.

I want a kiwi

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